"Amy Winehouse Held in Pot Case"

I love my GMail news ticker. It's always telling me all kinds of fun stuff. Like the time it tried to convince me that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt sold their baby by teasing me with the blurb, "Pitt & Jolie Sell Baby." I can't even remember what the news article was about. Only that I had images of Brad Pitt at an auction block yelling, "Heybidderbidderbidderwegotonedollahcanigettwodollahfortheinfantinthepooh
bearsleepah!"

Today, GMail tells me that Amy Winehouse is being held in a pot case. Now, obviously, we know that this means that Amy has had a nasty run-in with the pot cops, but if I were to take the blurb literally, I would be asking several things:

1. How big is the case? 
2. Does it have a latch? A zipper? A snap? 
3. Does it have holes in it so that Amy can breathe? 
4. Is it really shaped like a pot? Or is it just a case that normally holds pot, but currently holds an Amy? 
5. Does the case already accommodate her hair or will her hair have to be compacted in order for her to fit into the case?

I think these questions are completely natural, don't you?

And, in the event you actually want to read the news article (spoil sport), here it is.

Comments

[drug and alcoholic treatment center]

haha. Very funny without trying to hard to be funny. Shame such a good talent like her to go to waste over nothing. If she would just get into a drug and alcoholic treatment centre she could change things around before they get any worse. Otherwise she is always going to be known as that ‘drug addict singer’ then that ‘talented singer’. Oh well :-/